Mom can you tell me a story please. Yes honey it was a very long time a go a kid named Curtis who lived in ancient Greece. Curtis is walking around the city till the god of Mountain dew comes out and says you have to get the golden mountain dew
Mini Mountain dew
Curtis was like really I have to walk all the way to mountain dew. That is the most dangerous journey. I prayed to the Pepsi god please help me on my journey. One of the gods responded the god was the sierra mist god. She gave me a cloak and said use it on your journey.
He made it to the tunnel of darkness. I saw a dim light that said do it carefully. I already the knew the tunnel was dangerous. A legend says that three groups of kids died in the tunnel and there spirits sit on chairs. I saw three doors but they were guarded by the three spirits. I thought that this cloth is invisible. Yes it is I snuck pat them then took the largest door and got out
In the distance I saw a Griffin and zues. That was very weird. Ahhhhh there is a snake right at the bottom of the mountain and I have to climb this. What have I done I snuck right past the dragon got to the top and done.
That mountain is as big as mount everest. It is probably going to take months to climb that mountain. At a distance i see a glow of yellow. I am half way up the mountain. The yellow glow getting closer and closer. Finally I am at the top and saw the golden mountain dew.
when I got back home to the town of greece I saw the mountain dew god and he thanked me. He said and offered "would you like to be the mug root beer god" I said "yes."