Mother, listen to what I have to tell you, I wanna talk to you about Grandma Dell an Towser and I wanna tell you about my different experiences with them.
I went to Grandma Elaine's house, and you know what, she gave me cake, and diamond earrings, all these purses AANNDD she gave me $1000 too.
But Grandma Dell, gosh Grandma Dell is sooo boring, she always makes me eat banana and dumpling, and never even gives me any gravy and it's just sooo dry. And has a stupid back and white TV.
Again with Grandma Dell always putting castor oil in my hair and it is very annoying. While I sat there I never wanted to come back to her house again.
But mamma when I tell you that Ma Elaine is great, she makes me use conditioner and it makes me smell rich and fancy and has all the fancy shower sets and stuff.
RICH!!
She even has this big screen TV with ALL the channels. And she even let me call her Touser which is why I called her that before.
She even has these 3 friends she calls them her boyfriends and it is the coolest thing, she gets money from them.
An she visits them every weekend on the beach. Mamma I wanna have 3 boyfriends too so they can buy me anything I want like Towser.