Hey darling. I have decided to join the home guards to give my assistance to Britain.
You do realize I am pregnant and you're almost 60?What do home guards even do that you feel the need to get up in your old age?
Calm down. Let me explain.
Explain then.
The British has asked for us to volunteer as they need persons to join the home guards in order to at least have some form of defense to guard the nation and help in rescuing people trapped after air raids have passed.
What if you are attacked by enemy soldiers?
That's why we will arm ourselves with weapons. Good thing I have my trusty shotgun. Anyway the public has been asked to donate weapons to us to defend ourselves or as you know I am the creative type so I will create weapons out of anything I can. I'll be fine hunny. The least I can do is to help out my country.
I'll be back safe we have a baby on the way. I'll check up on you every now and then to make sure you're okay. I will feel like I am not even gone.
Shotgun
So there's nothing I can do to change your mind huh?