This is a cartoon of what the dinner party was like in the perspective of the american
No! Men have way more control and are so much more put together.
Women do not cream anymore at the sight of danger!
A bowl of milk can only mean one thing...
When I arrived at the dinner party I have to admit I was quite board, my daughter was bickering with the colonel, my wife was just sitting there eyeing her food and the colonel's son was was trying to get the attention of my daughter.
I thought there was no hope for anything exciting to happen, and I was right. The colonel and my daughter kept bickering, his son still looking for attention, and my wife still bored as can be. I looked to my left in an attempt to start a conversation with the hostess.
Just then I noticed her telling something to a young boy at first I was very confused and curious I watched as the boy gasped and got a bowl of milk and that's when I realized there was a snake in the room. I looked in every possible direction I could until I realized IT...WAS...Under the TABLE!!
It was on my foot!
I have to admit I was quite scared, but I realized that if I said anything, someone would get bit so I made sure to stay calm. I sincerely had no plan whatsoever until I decided that if no one moved it would be the best solution. A competition sounded perfect so that's what I did.
Thankfully as soon as I counted to 280 the snake slithered out of the table and instead of running after it (as the stories claim) I waited patiently for the snake to start drinking the milk until I bolted to close the door. At this moment I only had one question left...
No! Thats just a mere example imagine how a women would deal with this!
I told you! Men are calmer and more collected!
How did she know? How did she figure it out? Well... when I asked these questions I was shocked to hear the answer.