So Dr. Aaron, about that promotion I asked about a few weeks ago? I gave you my reasons as to why I believe I deserve it - I've been working here for 4 years, have had no complaints, and have been on top of all my responsibilities.
HAHAHA!! You thought I was actually considering it?! My God you crack me up. I can't stop laughing - what made you even bring that up?!?
Excuse me? What about any of this is that hilarious to you? I am asking a completely valid question. How about you tell me what's so funny about this?
Uh, just the fact that you're the one asking. Not exactly sure why you thought that would work. Anyway let's get back to work Miss Hannagan... HAH!
Oh I see what the problem is - my appellation seems to be what's stopping you in giving me a promotion.
People like me? Do you realize what you're doing is illegal?! Denying me a promotion simply because I am a woman? I can and will bring this up in court and get you fired from your positon.
Bingo...! Don't you see? People like you just wouldn't be able to fill a position like that.
I... UGH.
Oh sweetie, you wouldn't even be able to get past even filing the claim. Get back to work now ok? Good girl.