Battle of Hastle
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- You stole my FREAKING THRONE HAROLD YOU PROMISED AN OATH OVER HOLY RELICS THAT I WOULD BE THE NEXT KING WHEN DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD BE THE KING?
- WHO CARES WILLIAM? MY ARMY'S BETTER THAN YOURS! I WAS THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL MAN IN ENGLAND SO IT'S OBVIOUS! I SHOULD HAVE CLAIM OVER THE THRONE!
- NO! SOME OF MY HORSES SHYED AWAY!oh no... we're dead BUT NO I'M STILL AMBITIOUS!
- I am SO winning this... just need to keep this wall tight, then, behead Willaim HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- AY! DID I TELL YOU ALL TO LEAVE? YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOU IDIOTS! WHY ARE YOU FREAKING SCARED OF A SHEILD WALL?
- hehehe... I'll make my right wing chase them and kill them! Then, the Normans will be outnumbered! This is too easy!
- Now, the Saxons who went after the fleeing Bretons found themselves in a marshy area behind the Norman line. The Saxons who have now chased the Bretons into this death trap were now cut off from their army up there. They were alone and vulnerable.
- Now, the Duke of Normandy galloped to that marshy area, and soon, the Saxons were surrounded...
- HAHAHA! I GOT YOU NOW SAXONS, YES CRY! CRY! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HAROLD THAT TRAITOR!
- Both sides took a break and Willaim planned a new strategy... he noticed why the Bretons left, and he needed more Saxons to come down so his army could kill them!
- Hahahaha you (bad word because William's name was William the -bad word-)!
- Hey your father gave Ed's brother the red hot poker in the eye! Why would you call me a (bad word)?
- AY STUPID! JUST QUIT! YOU STARTED THIS WAR BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
- It was getting dark... and Willaim's strategy was working... but not enough...
- So, with superhuman effort, he gathered his army with the archers at the back in one mass and gave the archers new directions.. which would've changed the cause of the battle.
- At the beginning of the day, the arrows would've bounced off of the shield wall or flew above the Saxon's heads, not doing any damage....
- OOF!
- ... but now the last Anglo-Saxon king got an arrow in his eye! His death was inevitable... because he didn't expect what to come!
- Now, it was the Normans chance to break the shield wall... and they made a small path in between and it got bigger! They got inside and finished off the Saxons.
- HAHA WHO'S STUPID NOW? OH YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, PROBABLY BECAUSE I RIPPED YOUR FREAKING HEAD OFF! Time to tip that gilded throne that I deserve!
- Now... William and his army came close to Harold's body... and RIPPED it apart, and the blood spewing out warmed their heart!
- ... and probably threw his corpse in the sea.
- William was no longer just a (bad word), he was a conqueror!
- Thank you! Now, I don't know how to speak your language so... I'll change it :)
- He was crowned on Christmas day of 1066, and the English Language changed...the cuss words came from the Anglo-Saxons, but the Normans censored it.
- Take the crown William the (bad word) THANK YOU FOR KILLING HAROLD (sarcastic)
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