This is Forsey. He is a sheep. His favourite things are cricket, hockey and Ella.
OHHH RYAN LOWE...
This is Ella, Forsey's owner. She is at home wishing Forsey would spend more time with her.
Man's actually gonna break out of here still, swear down
Oh goodness me what a predicament. What if mother hears of this?
Sadly he would rather play cricket 8 days a week and has no time for poor Ella.
Ouch! I think I've got cramp again!
My head is the size of the moon
On the rare occasion Forsey isn't playing cricket, he is still usually too busy for Ella as he spends a lot of the time in the lab developing new skin fades.
Forsey is also a diehard football fan. Here he is cheering on his favourite team, Chelsea.
Boys I love Ella so much, like I genuinely I really really love her like I'm in love with her and I love her
Forsey also likes to support his local team, Exeter City.
I'm so happy we're finally spending some time together
Unfortunately Forsey is such a football hooligan and can't contain himself when he goes to games. This has resulted in him being arrested.
Boss, how are we?
In the dead of night Forsey decides to break out his window, however he was unaware his cell was on the 18th storey and he breaks his legs.
Yo B, wagwan. Man wants to wifey you still. What you sayin'?
To celebrate his escape, Forsey goes on the piss with the boys. Goob, Dom, Squiddy, Vooght, Coops and Razzy.
But what if I have to hold her hand or something?
Forsey has a few too many Rattlers and starts to waffle to the boys about his feelings for Ella.
Bloody hell this is almost as good as cricket!
The next day Forsey and Ella meet up for the first time in 4 years.
Bloody hell I miss cricket
Later on that day, Forsey gets a haircut from his friend Vooght, who specialises in skin fades.
Any danger of wizzing off the back and sides bai?
After chatting to God's gift to women, Vooght, Forsey decides it's the right time to put a ring on it.
Oh gosh! Benedict darling, I never thought you'd ask. Yes I will marry you.
Calm
The big day arrives and Forsey is feeling nervous and his best man, Paul, is trying to console him.
Are you actually ever gonna grow up you little gimp?
Forsey and Ella eventually tie the knot and live happily ever after, seeing each other once every 6 months.