There you are Anti-bacterial boy. We need to go protect the city from COVID-19.
Great . I can't wait to make sure that people are washing their hands or using hand sanitizer, which is one of your powers. As well as flying faster than speed sound and using the force like Yoda to make sure people social distance. My power is to fly as well. By the way, your outfit is on fire.
Look! They're not socially distancing!
Good eye. Anti-bacterial boy. I will use my superpower to make sure they stay apart.