"I'm too emotionalGood luck to my future wives and their future lives without meYou guys will do great"
"I'm sure that I've prepared you for every guy you'll dateAnd every guy you'll marryAnd every guy you'll hate"
"It's the lullabies I sang out of tune thats probably what did itOr my twin size mattress that I had since I was sevenThat we have to sleep on whenever she spends the nightAnd if she falls off again she'll find another guy to like"
"We're just Romeo & JulietBut getting drunk and eating percocetsBut just to ease the stressBut soft what light, thru yonder window breaksIt is the east, but Juliet just puked off the balcony"
"How romanticNothing like getting drunk and getting manicOn a mother fucking MondayI-I brush the bangs behind her lovely little earAs she describes in detail how the end is truly near, wow"
"And I'm sure that we can do this for foreverOr until we drink the poison, cause she sees some cloudy weatherAs Rosaline, lies in bed, seething, wide awakeBecause a burning love for Juliet only took a day"