Johnny and the Bullies
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- Super rock boogers!!! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!!!
- Hi. I'm going to tell you a story. This story is about Johnny.
- Now Johnny was bullied. Bullied by people as mean as murder hornets.
- Get him.
- So he thought the bullies were friends. When the bullies stuffed fish as slippery as wet wipes in Johnny's pants all Johnny said was...
- The bullies called Johnny dork face. Johnny thought that dork meant strong. As strong as a sumo wrestler!
- Ahhh. Now that feels good.
- Then one day the bullies chased Johnny into the candy store. They ran into a mountain of toxic waste candies which gave them...
- Superpowers!!! Johnny had good superpowers, and the bullies had evil super powers! As evil as Megatron!
- The fight began! Bully number 1 shot phlegm as slimy as snails out of his mouth!
- Super phlegm breath!!
- Time to cook this phlegm with my lasers and eat it with my super stomach!!!
- Then bully number 2 shot rock boogers out of his nose as fast as speeding bullets!
- I will cut those rocks in half with my plasma hands!
- But then...
- I have the greatest power of all!!! I can take Johnny's powers for myself!!!
- Johnny lost his powers because bully number 3 took them away with his lasers! Now Johnny was as weak as a worm.
- Johnny didn't give up! He told a teacher and stood up to the bullies
- But it didn't work. The teacher didn't believe Johnny and rejected him like a girlfriend dumping her boyfriend when she sees he is as messy as her dog with diarrhea!
- When Johnny stood up to the bullies the bullies just beat him up, like baby lion cubs beating up each other.
- What is the moral of this story? Never stand up to bullies with super powers.
- But wait our story does not end there!!!
- The bullies lost their powers because we need a good ending. Now Johnny had the best idea! As good as Thomas Edison's bright idea for the lightbulb!
- YANK!!!
- YANK!!!
- YANK!!!
- Johnny gave all the bullies a wedgie!
- I can't show you them because they look ridiculously stupid with their underwear over their faces. Johnny pulled that underwear super high! There was nothing left for them to do but apologize.
- We are sorry for bullying you.
- Whats the real moral of the story? Haven't you ever read a book before? It's always NEVER, EVER GIVE UP!
- The End
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