Just like most people, I need good sleep in order to have a productive day. Some may call me a superhero because luckily I have the ability to tell if someone is lacking sleep.
Mr. Kori, did you know lack of sleep can affect memory. I know what can fix this! My hippocampus dust. Here, have some, this will allow you to have a better time remembering things.
We need sleep in order to do thing because its the main function of the body, not interacting is a sign of lack of sleep. Here is some temporal lobe dust, you should feel better soon.
UGH!! I got home at 3am from work and now I cant even find my phone.
No, actually its the opposite! Lack of sleep affects the prefrontal cortex which weakens your immune system. I know what will help! Here is some prefrontal cortex dust!
I feel very drowsy and sick. Maybe this is why I haven't been sleeping.
Thanks Jameson The Great! I had no clue!
Now James, you know lack of sleep can cause heart disease and high blood pressure? Here is some Cerebellumdust. Take this before you preform impulsive actions.
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Overall, having zero sleep is like flipping a switch. We no longer have motivation which leads to depression. The correct dust for a person like this would be frontal lobe dust. GET YOUR SLEEP! See ya!