Film pt. 6
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- No, I'm not here to film more. I'm done with this frigging dumb movie.
- Okay, Thomas, glad you're back, so for this scene-
- Why?
- Day 5
- Not at all. The scene is your character exhausted from a fight. He passes out on a barn, so we just need a scene of you lying down with your mouth open and eyes closed.
- Oh, yeah, do I have another frigging love scene with you?
- Maybe because you made me film a gunfight with real guns?!
- Okay, okay, but you're all done with the action scenes. Today is a real easy day.
- Oh, wow. Okay, sounds good. I'll continue doing this movie if the hard stuff's over.
- Oh, absolutely. You have nothing but easy scenes for the rest of the shoot. Roll cameras!
- Perfect! *bring out the animals*
- Alright, I'm ready, eyes are closed, mouth is open!
- Uh, guys. I feel something in my mouth. I- wait, AAAGH! WHAT THE FRUIT! ANIMALS ARE SHITTING IN MY MOUTH! STOP! SO MUCH PEW!
- Right. You made me swing on a rope to an alligator infested island. You made me go to the arctic naked with an alligator trying to bite my penis. You made me film a gunfight with real weaponry. And now- you make me eat shit?! Frigging leaving this movie.
- Why, whatever's wrong, Thomas?
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