What a delicious hamburger although it is a...uhh...bit undercooked.
Oh god I feel so sick. I'm so nauseous!
It's Wednesday after school and John is enjoying a, erm, very raw hamburger! Hopefully he won't contract any illnesses
Three hours later...
Narrator: Little did John know that something not quite man, not quite animal was living in his body, and that he in fact was now living with a tape worm.
An adult tapeworm is currently thriving in John's digestive tract, eating up his nutrients before his body can absorb them and causing stomach pain.
It's good that John caught the tape worm early though, after going to the doctor he received a prescription for an anti parasitic medicine, that will kill the tape worm and relieve him of future serious consequences.
John now knows to not consume raw meat and to thoroughly wash all fruits and vegetables before eating them, right John?