This must be a group of college students protesting the government!
Later That Day...
Today's riot was the result of foreign media corrupting the minds of our electronic-addicted youth and pushing them to rebellion.
Riot in Broad Daylight
Riot in Broad Daylight
In order to combat the spread of this virus and protect our youth, our courageous president is banning all mobile devices and internet access from civilian use.
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