The polls have you down by twenty points, but remember sir...
How go the election efforts?
Yes, but the UN and NATO are watching the polls very closely, and I promised the people an open election.
Hosni Mubarak
...That was exactly what happened in the last three elections.
Hosni Mubarak
You may leave now.
Very well then, sir.
To continue my recent story, the election today ousted the incumbent dictator for the first time in twenty years. I can only imagine the relief that all of the people in that country are feeling right now.