Dear Mr. Lemony Snicket, My name is Thomasina Cozy and I am in desperate need of your assistance. My daughter's marriage to Baron Von Pendle is being ruined by a demon. The Baron has reported seeing my daughter walk along the pier at night. The Baron is an insomniac, and we both know you can't have two insomniacs in the same household. And I know that my daughter is in bed every night when I fall asleep at 9:15. Please come to Cozy's tonight to help me figure this out. Thank you, Thomasina Cozy
I'm Treacle.
And I am Thomasina. The twins are all I have after their father died in a stationary chair accident.
Our mother hates stationary chairs.
I'm Lemony Snicket. And I will help you get to the bottom of this.
Tatiana.
At 11:00
Ahhhhhh!!!
Back at Cozy's...
We call her Tabby, but her proper name is Tabitha.
It looked like ME! Do you really think it was a demon?
No... But I did want to ask you your dogs name.
I know, we shouldn't have done it. But it was more fun to have Treacle pretend to be the demon and when someone came looking, to hide the wig with Tabby, than to talk to my mother.
The conclusion was, the wig was in the basket with the dog and Treacle was the demon.