I'm popular sovereignty and this is how I started the Civil War, through the KA-NB Act.
It all started when Baker Douglas took me out of the oven and introduced me to the world. I was a delicious pastry ready to fill the stomach of the issues in America.
A little while after, a new girl named Kansas arrived at the local school. She was very beautiful and two boys fell "in love" with her. They coincidentally happened to be rivals and both did everything they could to win her heart.
The Causes of the Civil War: 1. The KS-NE Act
The boys were so determined that they began to fight over Kansas. Both left with bloody noses, but Kansas still hadn't decided who to go out with.
Kansas needed to reach a decision, so she challenged the boys to a pie eating competition. Whoever ate the most got to date her. It went on for hours but eventually N was "stuffed" and won Kansas. S threw up about this
S was so upset that he started the biggest food fight ever!!!