hi im richard a totally alive human being who did not die in 1900
thank you for saving me, a pasty white man
no problem bald headed nibbles
how old are you? whats your blood type? why are you short? whats your full name? do you have friends? are you married? is your mom divorced? is your dog dead*insert more invasive questions*
*turns into ghost*
pretend the books says richard died in 1900, wow crazy plot twist.