I have been a surgeon for 25 years. I attended medical school at Vanderbilt and completed my residency and fellowship in cardio thoracic surgery at John Hopkins hospital. If you don't want to die of cardiac arrest then you should purchase the stair stepper 5000.
You see lil' jimmy over here? Jimmy is dead. He just got hit with a bus because he ignored his parents about running out into the street. If only his parents had purchased the Child Stopper Shocker then they wouldn't have to worry about how they are going to eat all of this sympathy food
Did you know that 75% of football players get concussions, and 25% of those people die. Come to Seattle Grace hospital where 98% all head traumas survive.