One night, John. F Kennedy and dog were having a night out
Have some beer dog, I hate my job
that beers nice, give us some you dronk
John. F Kennedy passed out due to too much alcohol. Due to his drunk driving, he had also hit a disabled war veteran and a pedestrian
John I think we hit something... John? Oh no John's passed out
Alright fine then, I'll drive
John and Dog suffered a terrible death to the hands of drink driving. John also committed two counts of manslaughter. Don't be like John. F Kennedy and dog, don't drink drive.