While we were at the train station in Osaka I wanted to go to the bathroom to pee.
When I went to pull the chain: HORROR!!!! That looked like a nasa panel and everything was written in Japanese.
Solution: I put my deduction skills to work, I thought to myself, let's see, here are a bunch of little buttons written in a language I don't understand.
And as I can tell there are a lot of people who don't understand them either and there is a fat button highlighted red and that says PUSH in English so this must be for something important.
I already messed it up!!!! Since I didn't have much to lose, I started to touch all the buttons written in Japanese and there the water began to jump, to sound little birds, etc, etc..
Neither short nor lazy and thinking that I had chosen well I give the little red button, suddenly a siren starts: ninoninonino….madreeeee!!!
so I went outside and all the Japanese who were dusting their faces with makeup stared at me, I said to myself: legs, why do I want you, so I went outside shotgunned and told my husband: run!!! He asks me: were you the one with the alarm? He didn't need an answer