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- Status:ConfirmedYear:2010OriginOperatorChanPopular:Fish-Mouth SyndromeKenosha Wisconsin Shooting (NSFW)Naruto in FortniteMultiversusMemes From Dreams / This Meme Came To Me In A DreamYouTube's Removal Of The Dislike Buttongorilla wearing army clothes and pointing a gunNavy Seal CopypastaMemePart of a series on CopypastaView Related Entries|View Related Sub-entriesStatus:ConfirmedOrigin:OperatorChanYear:2010Type:CopypastaAdded 9 years ago by NovaXP.Updated about 8 hours ago by Zach.14117122314,256,242Report adREADEDITHISTORYFeatured EpisodeAboutNavy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta”, "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorilla Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like "Gorilla Warfare," “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.UnmuteDuration 0:58/Current Time 0:24Advanced SettingsFullscreenPauseUp NextWhat Is Super Idol 105ºC? | #ShortsNOW PLAYINGWhat Happens When Aunt Cass Checks Your Browser History?? | #ShortsWhat's the Story Behind t
- Hi, I'm cool!
- hi, I'm... not
- Learn the difference
- What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ingdead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g*d**** idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
- I always seem to somehow annoy people around me
- Wooh! YEAH!!
- My friends think I'm the life of the party
- Okaaay, I like where this is going...
- I will prefer to do most things if they're by myself
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