Then the recruiter said something about helping others...and mummy and daddy just won't have that. I mean who's going to wipe and bath and primp and listen to my man made bath bubbles and....
And I just have to be home to suck up to "daddy" and secure my inheritance....
and help me weaken the country while the men are away and further my bloodline of fatherless children
and do my math homework and protect me from mr. spooky who lives in my sock drawer.