I'm finna die soon because of bad disease. every doctor in the entire kingdom, discover a medicine to cure me of my illness because my life is important!
Yes lord! we mourn for you because your life is more important than ours. Now, get every doctor in the kingdom and lets find a cure for the kings illness!
1 year later (Nobody can find a cure)
We still haven't found a cure for the kings illness. He will for sure die soon if we can't find a cure!
Na boi, no worries just give him this drug infused-stick and have him play polo with it.
Woah, i feel a strange healing sensation in my arm.
It worked! our king is cured!
That Physician was a bloody genius, i want him to have a high place in the kingdom, he may have any of his wishes brought to life!
Well King, he could be an assassin who someday kills you and reigns over the empire himself, he didn't just save your life or anything like that, and i'm not jealous or anything either. Don't let him trick you into giving him your throne!
Vizir boi you make a good point. I'll have him executed!
Hey so i don't really trust that physician he might be tryna stunt on my social status and take it for himself, why would he save me and act like a good man afterwards? Not because he's actually just trying to be a good man. But because he wants to decieve me and take my throne!
I'm sorry that you think that sir, here, to repay my debt i will write you a book that answers the question that we all want to know. What is the meaning of life?
Why that sounds marvelous! Surely if you've decieved me once you can't decieve me twice. You will die tomorrow and give me the book.
My head has been cut off, now i will speak to you and tell you how to read this mysterious book. lick your finger and turn the page 3 times until you see letters.