Excuse me, Sir...I'm looking for a Valentine's Day card for my boyfriend. Do you have any more in the back? There aren't many left.
I really need to get to CVS to buy my boyfriend a Valentine's Day card.
We have a worldwide pandemic approaching and you want to buy a greeting card? If you really want to show you care, buy your boyfriend some fever reducers and cough suppressants, not a piece of cardboard.
I'd better get over to CVS to prepare for the coming pandemic.
Here comes Worst Case Scenario Man. I wonder which disaster he's preparing for this time...
Who was that wacko? A worldwide pandemic? I mean, like that would ever happen here!
Perhaps you're from out of town? That's Worst Case Scenario Man. He lives his entire life preparing for terrible things to happen, except they never do. Just ignore him. We all do.