Dramatic Lit Final
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- The Real HousewivesofDramatic Literature
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- Hi everyone, my name is Medea and I am not your typical housewife. These other girls better not mess around with me because when I get scorned, I am not afraid to take my revenge. Just ask my ex husband, Jason.
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- I'm Velma.
- And I'm Roxie Hart. I'm sure you've heard about me in the paper. Are you here for my autograph?
- No sucker. They're here to put us on television. The two of us both may or may not have killed our husbands, but both of us were found not guilty. Today, we are leaving the Cook County Jail.
- Hopefully the paparazzi are waiting outside. I hope they get my good side!
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- Why 'ello there! Aym 'Liza Doolittle and I am so happy to be on your show! I am happily married to Freddy Eynsford-Hill, but I used to live with an awful man named 'Enry 'Iggins.
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- Why did Ernest never tell jokes? Because he couldn’t fake it if he tried!
- Hahaha, Oh! I am Gwendolen!
- And I am Cecily. I am married to Algernon and she is married to Ernest, or Jack, Worthington.
- I wouldn't say we both have high expectations for our husbands...
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- *Arguing about the name Ernest*
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- To Be Or Not To Be watching the Real Housewives of Dramatic Literature... I say To Be! Welcome to today's episode. I am your host the icon diva of dramatic literature himself, William Shakespeare! Today, we arrive at the villa where the real housewives will meet up. Let the drama ensue!
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- First to arrive is Medea! Let me just say that I am incredibly inspired by your strength and courage. I do have one question for you. Who do you think will be your biggest opponent in the house?
- Thanks Willy. These other girls better not mess with me. I think Roxie and Velma will be my biggest opponents. After all, they were the ones who cheated and got away with it, just like my husband did. I'm gonna teach these girls a lesson.
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- Speak of the devils, welcome Roxie and Velma! My question for you two is what would you like to walk away with when you leave the villa after tonight's episode?
- Lots of fame!! And fortune!! The name on everybody's lips is gonna be ROXIE!!
- *rolls eyes*
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- Welcome Miss Doolittle! Thank you so much for being here today. I wanted to ask you, who is the worst possible person to walk through the front door while you are here today?
- I have no qualms with the other women who will be here today, but if the EVIL 'Enry 'Iggins were to walk through the door, I would lose my mind. I'd probably start throwing slippers :)
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- Hello Gwendolen and Cecily! I have a question for the both of you. What truly is the importance of being Ernest?
- Well, before I met Ernest, I would have said it's about inspiring confidence. Now I realize that always being Ernest might not serve us too well in this game. We might have to get sneaky in order to get ahead in the villa.
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- Hello, ladies. I wanted to address the obvious elephant in the room and that is Roxie and Velma. You two murderers have cheated and lied your way into getting what you want. Despicable. I lost everything for the sake of myself and my children once my husband cheated on me.
- Excuse you. We did what had to be done. It was lie or be hanged. We had it much worse than any of you.
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- Oh you want to talk about who had it the worst do you?? Cecily's and my husbands led us to believe we were marrying the same man. They pinned us against each other and lied to us, using us for their terrible scheme.
- GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!! There is no need to argue about who had it the worst. All of us have struggled immensely in a society that is dominated by men. Why do we let those men define OUR stories? I used to be a flower girl, selling flowers on the streets and then was used by Henry Higgins as a pawn in a bet. He treated me awfully, but I realized that and left him. I made the choice to leave and write my own story rather than what he wanted me to do.
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- Eliza, you're right. My story is not about Jason. It's about me.
- Yes!
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- We have all struggled with society's expectations for us. It's time we come together and make a change for all women. We are not just something for men to play around with. We are strong, independent, and capable. Who's with me?!!
- Yeah!!
- Yeah!!
- Yeah!!
- Yeah!!
- THE END
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