A young man and woman go to an amusement park and go on "the ride of their life". This is true, because the roller-coaster crashes and they, unfortunately, die.
Even though it didn't happen THAT time, it doesn't mean it won't happen THIS time.
Oh honey. Don't worry. It's not as bad as it looks. Only 9/10 people die on this.
I'm not that sure about this, Eliza. Maybe we should just-
I'm just kidding! Now, let's get ready for...
THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
ARE YOU READY, CHILDREN?
Children? Who does he think we are?
Oh silly. From his perspective we ARE children. Let's just focus on the ride.
It's so... dark!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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Nothing ever goes wrong. Until it does.
SIX MONTHS LATER...
A fun roller-coaster works out for one family. And not for the next.
Read on for more. Don't stop at the bad parts. Stop at the end.
Those were the last words he ever said, for he died shortly after.