Robert cavelier de la sulle
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- IN 1666 Robert de la Salle sailed to new FrancRivere as a fur trader up the ST. Lawrence in hopes of getting trading posts,Personal wealth, settlements, and fort. He also learned some native american languages
- Would you like to trade some fur?
- Blajd?
- Then, in 1684, he came to AMERICA(Eagle sound effect) His plan was to establish a sea route from France to the mississipii river. But, as an old ma with poor sense of direction, he landed 500 miles east. Ha! At the time, it only had about 200 settlers. It took him like, 6 months to get here! Get a motor, Robert!! Anyways, he landed on -drumroll please- Texas. Yup. TEXSAS. Out of all of the places he could have landed-TEXSAS!?Like, really Robert?? its Like, 1,000 Degrees!You could have landed in Hawaii!
- My, My! Its sooooo hot here!
- So, like, there was a colony there, right? Anyways, the settlers were hungry, so, like the show-off he is, he set off for help! His other men actually had brains, so, um, they thought he went crazy, and nobody wants a crazy captain, right? so they KILLED HIM!! (Bum Bum Bummmmm) Anyways, the colonists were soooo hungry, they also died (I hope they give Robert a hard time in the after-life) Anyways, The bozo gave France a claim to the ENTIRE Mississippi River. What a hero.
- You are the most CRAZY captain ever!!! So Die!
- Blam!
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