AHHH! NOHBDY HAS BLINDED ME, NOHBDY HAS TRICKED ME!
Odysseus and his men land on the island of Sicily. They proceed to argue on whether to steal the cattle but Odysseus insists to try to get to know the Cyclops. "In the next land we found were the Cyclopes."
Odysseus and his men greet the Cyclops and try to get to know him. The Cyclops doesn't care about their story and threatens them. He then claims he will eat them. "We Cyclops care not a whistle for your Thundering Zeus!"
COME HERE!
Smartly, Odysseus comes up with a plan to give the cyclops wine, which will make him drunk and make him fall asleep, which he does. "Cyclops, try some wine. To wash down the scraps of men."
HAHA, Gullible!
Knowing if they kill the monster, they will be trapped in. Odysseus smartly comes up with the idea to blind him. So they stab his eye out! "Clawing at his face, trying to get the bloody spike out of his eye."
Quickly thinking, Odysseus and his men sneak out of the cave untouched by going under the sheep. The cyclops does not catch them. "When dawn spread out her fingertips of the rose the rams began to stir, moving for pasture. "
Odysseus and his men escape while taunting the cyclops for being gullible. The boulders the cyclops throw at the crew barely miss in desperation. "Godsake Captain! Why bait the beast again? Leave him alone!"