Big Pharma

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  • NOW HIRING!ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT FOR JOHNSON JOHNSON CALGARY HEAD OFFICEPLEASE HAND IN YOUR RESUME AT OUR HEAD OFFICE215 2 St SW, Calgary, AB T2P 0H7
  • I should give this position a shot! I'll prepare my resume and hopefully get an interview
  • I'm headed to Johnson and Johnson for the interview
  • I hope it goes well for you!
  • On the way to the interview
  • I'm slightly anxious, but I want to do this!
  • Arriving at the Office
  • Such a big office building!
  • Johnson Johnson Head Office
  • Hi, I would like to hand in my resume
  • Hello, We would love to give you an interview right now
  • Right Now?
  • Yes if you're available
  • Okay, I would love to do the interview right now
  • Yes I would love to interview now
  • Come follow me to meet our manager
  • Great! Please come with me this way
  • Hello, My name is Jessica
  • Hello, My name is Lisa, and I am the General Manager at Johnson and Johnson
  • Please, Have a seat and tell me about yourself
  • Sometime Later
  • It was my pleasure.
  • Thank you for your time! It was great speaking with you today.
  • Before you go, is there any questions or any comments you wanted to make?
  • I do want to disclose that I do experience anxiety, and I would potentially need accomodations, such as a small break here and there
  • But, I am confident that I will perform very well in the position and you can see that I have many experience...
  • Hmm.... I appreciate your honesty
  • Johnson and Johnson, creates wonderful medications that can definitely help you with your anxiety
  • We would highly recommend you to speak to your doctor about treating it. Especially with Johnson and Johnson's Medication.
  • This feels like an advertisement for medication more than a job interview...
  • We would love to tell you more about the benefits of using Johnson and Johnson Medication. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.....
  • As such, Johnson and Johnson prides itself in making profits ergh.. I mean creating medications for all people.
  • As much as I appreciate the sentiment, my anxiety is quite manageable without medication at the moment
  • Plus I experience adverse effects when I take medication. So I try to avoid it when I can
  • I am confident that I will contribute greatly to the company regardless of my anxiety and use of medication.
  • Hmm... Thank you for your cooperation Jessica. I will notify of the results of this interview in the next few days
  • Back at Home
  • Thanks! It went okay...
  • Welcome Back! How was the Interview
  • I disclosed that I had anxiety and the company's response was quite weird
  • Hmmm.... What did they say?
  • I felt as though they were trying to get me to take medication for my anxiety. I don't know how I feel about it
  • You said that you interviewed for Johnson and Johnson?
  • Johnson and Johnson is one of the biggest health care companies, and make a significant amount of profit off of the pharmaceutical industry
  • Yeah I did interview for them.
  • So, I think they're probably a company that is pro-medication. It's possible that they only see people with mental health or prescriptions as consumers
  • I don't know if I really want to work there. Either way, I'll see what happens when I hear back
  • The Next Day
  • RING!! RING!!
  • Hello this is Lisa, the general manager of Johnson and Johnson
  • After careful consideration, we sadly inform you that we decided to proceed with another candidate. Thank for your interview and good luck with your future endeavors