You're right, we have only looked around the world so far...I have an idea..
I am telling you man, we will never be able to find the perfect burger...we have searched all over the world now!
Phew, we finally made it and became astronauts!
A few years later...
Now let's go ahead and find our perfect burger...in all of space!
We have searched the farthest corners of the galaxy and still no luck
Shh...do you smell that?
Two friends who love burgers are sitting in a cafe and discussing when they will get to eat the perfect burger.
*both gasp*
Having tried every burger on their planet, they decide to venture out to space to find the perfect burger and end up becoming astronauts.
WHO ARE YOU?!
We are travellers from afar on the search for the perfect burger to ever exist!
After wandering for a long time in space in search of their favourite burger, Friend #1 is exasperated and complains. Although, Friend #2 starts to smell something coming from nearby.
Please go ahead and give it a try!
Oh my god. We finally found it the perfect burger!
Alien #1 is explaining to Alien #2 why the burger that he is grilling is the best burger in the universe. (The two friends overhear this conversation and get enticed.)
OH MY GOD!!!
This, honey, is the best burger in the universe...the secret to it is that it has 2 delicious beef patties instead of one
The two friends explain who they are and why they have come to this planet and think that the burger that the aliens are cooking is what they have been searching for, for so long.
PRESENTING- 'THE DUPLEX BURGER'DOUBLE THE PATTY, DOUBLE THE FUN!
The beautiful smell of the burger you're cooking brought us to this place...we are hoping this is the one!
The aliens happily make the two friends try the burger and after trying it, the friends realize that this was indeed the burger they were after. Although, they have to take their helmets off to eat it and Friend#2 gets cut off mid-sentence.
Afters years and years of searching.....this is it. This is the one. This burger is out of the.......
The two friends forget that they were, after all, humans and since there is no oxygen in space, they die right after devouring their burgers.