MR DOG! I NEED HELP! I cannot figure out how my scrape healed the other day in SCIENCE! Please HELP!
YOU HAVE TO COME BUG YOUR DOG, DON'T YOU... Anyway, if you would like to know, the Cell Theory is what healed your scrape... I'm going to go take a nap...*YAWN
Wait... What is Cell Theory? AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY TALK?
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NO WONDER YOU ARE FAILING SCIENCE! YOUR USELESS KID! Anyway, you are SO WELCOME THAT I'M A GOOD DOG, The Cell Theory is basically a set of basic rules that are applied to cells to make it easier for scientists to learn and observe cells. The Cell Theory ALWAYS FOLLOWS THE EXACT SAME RULES SO THAT THE TH WAY WE LOOK AT CELLS IS ALWAYS THE SAME.*Whispers: Except when you use different cells.
WHAT IS MY DOG BLABBERING ON ABOUT? Maybe my Mom was right that I was dizzy and imagining ...And why do we need to know this? WHAT DO CELLS DO?
The Cell Theory is also made up of three basic parts that all living things must have to..well.. LIVE! The tree parts of the cell theory are.1. All living organisms are composed have one or more cells.2. The cell is the basic unit to life.3. All cells are generated from other cells.
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UG... WHY CAN"T YOU UNDERSTAND SO I CAN TAKE MY NAP! YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING INTO A ACTUAL LIVING ORGANISM SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOUR SELF *Nods head to the tree*
WAIT.... WHAT ABOUT GOING I NOT A TREE?! AND HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS NOT UNDERSTANDING... I MEAN I DO UNDERSTAND CELL THEORY.
Okay...I Trust you Mr Dog...
STOP LYING TO ME KIDDO! I can also read minds... NOW YOU HAVE TO TRUST IN ME AND HOLD ON TO YOUR CAP IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE SCIENCE FAIR!