Raymond! Oh, Raymond! There’s so much I have to tell you, where are you, honey?
*no answer*
Raymond, are you here- WHAT ON EARTH
Oh, please pick up. Marianne, Lorianne? Hello? Oh, you just wouldn’t believe it! Raymond is being unfaithful.
HE WHAT?!
No! Anne, you can’t be serious!
You must be joking sugar!
We need to find out who this girl is. I’m gonna assume you done burned all his crap. Time to burn his nothing but crap side woman next.
And you know what's worse, the poor thing’s kombuchas are the same size as a bread roll! He prefers bread rolls over me!
Let’s not be rude now ladies, we can’t stoop to their level!
Oh girls, this is more serious. I thought he was gonna propose! We need the police! This girl is breaking up a potential family! That's some sort of murder if you think about it. The beautiful babies we would have had!
We better go down to the station this instant! I’ll pick y’all up!
Oh Mr. Detective! It's just awful!
So you mean to tell me, that y’all done drove about four miles, for me to catch a woman who’s been canoodling with your husband?
He’s my boyfriend.
I apologize, your boyfriend.
NOT ANYMORE!
Oh darlin’ it’s gonna be okay. There, there, don’t worry, this detective man here will make it all right.
Get the heck outta my office.
Well, what do we do now?
We Investigate.
Well, what does it mean?
I'm gonna go get the bra add it to the pile
Roses...
ROSES!! ONLY ONE PERSON HERE EVER SMELLS LIKE ROSES!