Finally, I shall killeth this false hollow-heart'd king and becometh the true king.
Such a valorous day.
I shalt killeth thee dull traitor!
Wherefore didst mine own sword breaketh
A low base peasant trying to killeth me thee shall beest execut'd!
Mine own god who is't art thee!
thee might not but beest a gleek f'r using such a pitiful tool
Its because thy didn't use flex tape!!
Flex tape time machine
Art thee a god? thee did fix mine own broken sw'rd with only cloth. Thee has just holp me saveth the kingdom
Hi, Phil Swift here and is thy tried of thee knife breaking while trying to kill thee ill-nurtured, fool born, villainous king. Well, I have a solution for thy introducing Flex Tape. Flex Tape can fix even the most damaging breaks
Ahhhh you just fixed it with nothing! you are a wizard?
He's too strong with that magic!
OMG! He's so cool
Hath sent me free demon. I shall giveth thee wage, and pow'r just prithee alloweth me keepeth mine own throne
Flex Tape can fix all of your issues, big or small. To show you the strength of Flex Tape, I've taped your evil king. I must leave now to help others in time with the power of Flex Tape. Your welcome, and make sure to buy flex tape in 400 years.
Flex tape time machine
I am anon king and shall bringeth years of prosperity and happiness. It's all grant you mercy to flex tape and Phil Swift