Father, please will you go to the Smelly-fish market to get some durian?
I HATE frigging durian! I dislike it's smell and touch and it is so heavy!
I have come to the village of Smelly-fish to buy a stupid durian. What's that smell?
Welcome to Abdul's Useless Junk. Would you like to purchase a durian or a purple horse?
That idiot said he didn't HAVE any durians! What a foolish dummy. Now I have to go somewhere else to buy some ugly, freakish durian and give it to my daughter!
Why did she want durians anyway? Maybe to make some UGLY FREAKISH durian cake and apple chutney! I AM SO SICK OF EATING THAT BUSTED CHUTNEY FOR WEEKS!
Let me see if my friend Nahru the Nut has any items to sell me. Pray one of them is a STUPID FRIGGING durian!
Hello, Jenmera! How is your day going?
IDIOT NAHRU HAS NO MORE DURIANS! STUPID CAKE AND CHUTNEY AND ABDUL AND HIS JUNK AND NAHRU AND ME AND MONEY AND SMELLY-FISH MARKET AND DUMMIES AND DAUGHTERS AND CHORES AND AHHHHHH!
I HAVE BEEN GETTING A STUPID, FRIGGING DURIAN! I HAVE NO DURIAN. THE SHOPS HAD NONE! STUPID DURIAN!