Ladies and gentlemen we are very sorry to inform you but we have been told of a new virus going around globally.
You may think this can't get worse..but..our town does not have hold of a vaccine and if you wan't a shot then you all have to fly to brazil!
Would you all like to book tickets to brazil??
Yes!
Well with all the sudden flights we only have 3 tickets left. if you want the tickets you have to pay double the price. For 2 people triple.
NO! WE WILL NOT EXEPT THIS! WE NEED VACCINES AND WE WANT THEM NOW!
Madam you must calm down! Its not the airports fault that there is global virus! I'm sure if you go to any other airport it will have the same problem!!
people like you make us run out of business!!
Well its not fair everyone deserves a vaccination!
Yeah!
There are three tickets left! You can still have one and just pay double.
We are ALL going to another airport! Or even a bus to get to brazil!
We should have just took the tickets two for triple...
Sorry sir the bus is not available at the moment. No one is allowed in the bus because of the virus. I'm just driving it back to park it.