No you suck
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- My name is amber
- Hmm demonic book strange...
- Big black pit of death
- My name is AMBER I work as a librarian I get paid minimum wage until something STRANGE :OOO happens and it starts with me noticing a strange book
- Lucy tide pod yes that's her last name
- I walk over and le gasp! I see the strange glowy book with demonic carving all over the cover suddenly I feel satan's presence :O soo logically I pick it up and open it :)
- I see tax evader I strike...
- I see strange spells all over it and pages with instructions to do all sorts of black magic so again very logically I start reading it out out hmm there's a big black death trap forming under me and purple smoke forming...Hmmm *keeps reading*
- Me AMBER returns home and goes to the electric chair :)
- Oh no! Now i'm falling! OOF owy I hit the ground *Looks up* gasp! "lucy? I thought you died in the second grade from choking on a tidopd!" "Uhh yes but I am here again to guide and train you or something there's a really big bad monster that we don't like and he doesn't pay his taxes! so uhh we need to defeat him" Uhh okay I guess I say a bit scared :P
- After three hours of training I finally go to face the big black tax evader turns out he's a normal dude who just doesn't pay taxes..NONSENSE I take my katana and STAB HIM THROUGH THE CHEST he bleeds to death and whispers something Huh? OOooo Turns out he worships satan too! anyways I now have a white angel book or something so I read and...
- I get back to my normal world huh I feel like I learned actually a lot these past few hours! Well time to get back to my job and get yelled at by angry customers but hey if lucy taught me anything its when you evade your taxes or are an angry customer you always end up dead on the floor and I...heh always end up and death row for first degree murder and a whole host of other charges. The end :)
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