I promise I'm your husband, I swear I'm not Zeus
Hmmm okay got it your my husband not Zeus pretending to be my husband because you think I'm pretty
They have fun that night
9 months later Zeus's child was born and he was named Hercules. Many years later Hercules got married to Megara, and had 2 child. Everything was good until Hera made Hercules go insane and kill his wife and children.
My name is Hercules. I am very mad at myself so I am going to kill myself as well.
Okay
My name is Theseus. No you will not kill yourself
Hercules did the 12 labors and was done.
While I know your not guilty of killing your family I'm still going to make you do 12 almost impossible labors
Okay I'll do them
Wait who is telling me that
Rawr
Because you have killed so many people your going to be my slave for awhile.
I'm also going to dress you up as a women.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay, I guess it could be worse.
Hercules crashed at his good friend Theseus's house when going on a quest. He got drunk and was acting foolishly in Theseus's house,not knowing his wife had recently passed away. Hercules felted bad and went to go get Theseus wife back from Hades
Hello Theseus's wife I am here to take you back from the dead.
*ghost sounds*
My new wife sent me a cloth with blood on it that made me feel like I was on fire. So I will willing burn myself alive, because I'm impulsive.
Hercules died in the fire. He went to live the rest of his days with Zeus, and he married his 1st cousin/step sister