It's in peak condition, thank you very much. Just wait, it gets better. "Just as the sun makes my skin pop in pictures..."
(laughs) Well, they do bring a certain radiance to my life. "That's the same way I glow in your presence...
Hold up, are you saying your significant other is like a human Instagram filter?
Are you sure it's not just the extra spicy curry you had for lunch?
Falling every day? Are you sure your partner isn't moonlighting as a part-time gravity specialist?
Grateful, huh? Are you sure you're not mistaking gratitude for the relief of not having to do your own laundry?
(laughs) Well, they do have a magnetic personality. "You chose me to be your partner, and for that, I am forever grateful..."
Hey, love can be a spicy affair! "With you, I am vulnerable yet strong..."You make me fall in love with you each day..."
Well, it sounds like your partner signed up for the whole package deal, puns and all.
(sniffs) Is that your secret power, or did you just switch to a lavender-scented detergent?
(laughs) Laundry is a team effort! "My smell alone makes you smile..."
(grinning) A little of both. "You motivate me to go for my dreams of being a doctor..." "Some days you joke around with me...""You're my inspiration, baby, my smile, my heart, and my world."