Ian, I've never seen anything like this. You're literally splitting in two! The X-rays show a second face forming on the back of your head.
Splitting in two? Are you serious? Is this some kind of ilness???? What is happening?!?
It is not an ilness. Uhm not really. It is more like a biological phenomenon.. like something you might see in bacteria, but never in humans! I think it's best if we admit you to the hospital before this progresses further.
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I have never seen anything like this. He is earting more food than three people could ever handle. But now... look, he is going into some sort of coma! It is remarkable though. The division is almost complete and his body is duplicating every major organ. We are literally witnessing him becoming two seperate beings
Uhh.. what... is happening to me? I feel... feel like I am being pulled apart..
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I am the real Ian Nicol! The birth certificate, the union card, my clothes... everything belongs to me!!!!
No, you are not! I am the real one. You do not even have a navel. I had to change my name to Macbeth, but I am still Ian Nicol!!
You are just the copy. Why should I give up my life to you? I have earned everything! You should disappear.
It does not matter now. The splitting is starting again and we both have bald patches forming. What if we become four of us? What then?