Aaroniser 1
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- Feed me!
- Clean up my shit
- Moyes Out!
- Aaron you Prick
- Mwahahahahah
- This is the story of Lockdown Man!
- It was just another normal day where Aaron would hand out necklaces, write songs, and make things (mainly Spreadsheets and PowerPoints) look good...
- TWAT. It's probably Hissy
- ...whilst Neil and Hissy (Twatledee and Twatledum) would shout random predicatable bile at Aaron, urged on by their supreme Taskmaster leader:Charlotte of Raptopia.
- Little did they know that the Aaron was in fact 'Lockdown Man' who has a superpower to spot the biggest risk to life on the planet - "Covidiots".
- Lockdown Man became annoyed with Covidiots because he, like many others, were being decent humans and staying home when asked. He deals with them by using his trusted cricket bat and cricket ball grenades.
- Lockdown Man senses his first Covidiot of the day. Somebody is out driving to a castle when they should be self-isolating.
- Shock horror, it is Dominic Cummings, who is out testing that his eyes still work - by driving his car and laughing at all of us trying to protect the NHS. But that wig won't fall Lockdown Man.
- Lockdown Man bowls his grenade at the stump (aka Cummings is a dick).
- Got him! One less Covidiot to worry about!The country is safer, much safer, now.
- What a beautiful beach. The water is calm. The sun is beating down on the golden sand.
- Oh FFS! Look at how busy it is getting. We need Lockdown Man to come and save us!
- Lockdown Man is here and ready to go and knock these Covidiots for 6!
- Moyes Out!
- Aaron you Prick
- Mwahahahahah
- Food
- Clean up my shit
- That is an unconventional cover drive from Lockdown Man, but it does the job as he sees and dispatches the Covidiots like they're beach balls.
- Image Attributions: (https://pixabay.com/illustrations/food-truck-ice-cream-truck-car-van-3409599/) - LillyCantabile - License: Free for Most Commercial Use / No Attribution Required / See https://pixabay.com/service/license/ for what is not allowed
- Lockdown Man has cleared the beach of Covidiots.This also means no plastic will be left to be swept into our seas and oceans, and contribute to killing animals and the planet.
- It's the end of another eventful day for Lockdown Man.Twatledee and Twatledum, and Charlotte of Raptopia are still there. This will be a battle for another day.
- Perhaps tomorrow Lockdown Man will be needed at Supermarkets and BBQs of Covidiots, but for now Aaron can go and play Raptor, Jackbox, and Taskmaster. Oh and clean up cat shit.
Image Attributions
- https://pixabay.com/illustrations/food-truck-ice-cream-truck-car-van-3409599/ - LillyCantabile - (License Free for Most Commercial Use / No Attribution Required / See https://pixabay.com/service/license/ for what is not allowed )
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