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- okay, but how?
- I think our team would benefit a lot from a stronger offense.
- yikes. really? how do they work?
- steroids.
- sounds risky. is it really going to be worth it?
- well the players would have to inject them
- as long as it stays a secret, it sounds pretty good to me.
- i think so. stronger players means farther hits and faster recovery after training.
- alrighty
- okay. i know a guy so i'll call him.
- THE NEXT DAY...
- I think I can hook that up. For a price.
- Dr. Arnold
- I'm looking for a stronger offense.
- okay, we'll talk.
- name your price and i can make it happen.
- the following week
- Jose, I'm really trying to up by batting average this season. What do you do?
- I just focus a lot on weight lifting and practicing my swing.
- But you bulked up so fast! And you had 44 homers last season! That's crazy!
- okay, want me to let you in on a little secret?
- sure..
- *whispering* I've used steroids. not all the time but enough to help me bulk up for the season.
- Dude, can't you get in a ton of trouble from that? Like, isn't there a law against that?
- oh, that thing that Fay Vincent said? might as well have done nothing and just told us to not get caught.
- oh. so do you think i could do it and not get caught?
- probably, people have been doing it for years.
- okay, well maybe i'll give it a try
- sick! maybe we will break some records in the next few seasons
- 1996..
- *audience claps*
- and congratulations to Ken Caminiti for his career high of 40 homers this season and winning the title of NL MVP!
- 1997..
- Hello everyone. This is Bud Selig. Steroids are illegal in baseball and make sure all your players know it.
- Extra! Extra! McGwire has hit 57 homers this season! Read all about it!
- Extra! Extra! Sosa and McGwire fighting for the top spot! Broke Maris' record! Read all about it!
- *in lockeroom*
- McGwire, we found this bottle of Androstenedione in your locker. But, keep hitting homers and we'll keep quiet.
- Well, yikes. Okay.
- 1999..
- Extra! Extra! McGwire and Sosa have both hit 60 homers this season! Read all about it!
- These homers are unnatural. We have to do something about this.
- we could start testing in the minors and see how this goes.
- 2002..
- Hello. I'm Jessica Jones and you're watching ESPN. The MLB has announced that there will now penalties for steroid use in the players.
- Verducci, from Sports illustrated, has called out steroid use and called the game of baseball a "pharmacological trade show".
- and it sounds like random testing is going to begin this summer. due to the new labor deal between the MLB and the MLBPA.
- 2003..
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