The Faction to Protect the EnvironmentPresident - Hooey McGou
Have y'all heard about the train derailment recently?Apparently, the entire landscape is being shaped by the chemicals spilled!
Subcommittee on Chemical Safety and Waste Management
YEAH! And the officials don't want to get their hands dirty with this! Why should they get away?
5 hours later
How can I affect the way this cleanup gets done?I know that the officials aren't going to do anything.
I KNOW! I'll call my senator and see if he could deal with this! If he doesn't listen, he knows he's done for.
Meanwhile, at the Capitol Building...
What could this be?
RING ~ RING!
Senator Cud B. Coole
Oh shoot! This could be massive!
Hello! This is Hooey McGou with the Ohio Faction of ...
Let me write this up real quick...
Today I am presenting S. 1133, concerning the cleanup of the Norfolk Southern derailment which released large quantities of hazardous material into the nearby waterways.
This should require immediate action from those responsible!
The next week at the 118th Congress...
... if we leave this be then there could be...
This man is getting insufferable, we can't let him pass this bill!
Big Enviro Agency
What are we going to do?! We must resist what's coming!
I know just the thing...
I find this bill to be quite helpful for the residents affected and the community as a whole!
Meanwhile, at the Committee
Committee on Environment and Public Works
How are we going to enforce this though...
Aye : 3
Same here, we should pass it through already.
If we're going to pass this bill, the people of Ohio must know about its premise. Let's ask them!
ZZZ...
This bill seems essential to the people, lets ask experts too...
...we feel that this accident is egregious to our livelihood and health!
...ZZZ...
Alright, I think its time to finally send this thing through.
Not only has the incident affected the people, the effects are being felt nationwide by this chemical leak.
Outside the Capitol...
NO INTERFERENCE WITH THE GOVERNMENT! LET THE STATES HANDLE THEIR MESSES!
Back at the Committee...
The public really seems like they don't know what to think when it comes to this bill.
Let's introduce this bill yet perhaps give it some changes to increase leniency to those companies, that good?
That sounds reasonable...I know those Big Enviro guys don't want this passed however...
On the big day...
You know that this bill is of massive importance to us, senator. But we've come to ask you a favor, help us out by doing what it takes not to get this bill through. Am I UNDERSTOOD?
...
Let me bring to the floor the item of discussion today, the Ohio Cleanup bill. Now I know that...
MR. PRESIDENT, may I ask for a question from Senator Coole?
I will concede...
NOW IF I COULD COMMAND YOUR ATTENTION TO THE ASPECT OF THIS BILL THAT ADDRESSES HOW IT HANDLES THE CLEANUP...
Not only does it hurt taxpayers, but it benefits those in power like Coole!
8 hours later...
... now if I could call ...... to demand a change inZZZ
If anyone has any obligations, we must vote!
ZZZzZzzZZ
The Bill Passes!
AYE - 68
NAY - 32
You're not gonna get away with this bill, you know I have friends in the House!
County Jail
I, President Wunna, officially endorse and sign this bill stating that the EPA is responsible for the cleanup of the Ohio trainwreck.
The Faction to Protect the Environment
Yay! We actually got our bill passed! Now we don't have to worry about that annoying businessman anymore too.
YEAH! And the officials don't want to get their hands dirty with this! Why should they get away?