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Mr Billy! I just learned that I can't Blackmail you for lunch money! Don't I have the right to free speech?!

Well Bartholomew, you can say anything you want, but your not allowed to blackmail someone, also it's illegal, and hurtful!

The Darn Policeman broke into my house and stole my "My little pony life size horse doll, how is this legal!?

Well Thaddeus assuming they had probably cause, they are within their rights  to take your pony doll.



This cop is arresting me for shooting a cat while intoxicated!

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to fast and fair trial, you..

First off Theodore, that's weird and kinda frighting. Second off you should listen to this cop, he's telling you your rights.

What are you in for?

I was an intern at Amazon and embezzled120 billion dollars for Jeff Bezos, but now all I want is a fast trial.

So how was the trial?

Pretty Good, I'm glad that we have a fair jury system, if we didn't then I could be in jail since I ran over the Judge'swife.

I was just looking at all the different types ofpunishments It's lucky that we don'thave cruel and unusual punishments.

It's super convenient for me, since I robbed 30 walmarts and sold all the stuff I stole, I have been hiding here for 27 hours, I hope the cops don't find me...