FlimFlam's Fraud Treasure Hunt

FlimFlam's Fraud Treasure Hunt

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  • Fake Art Sale
  • FlimFlam: I'm bored as hell! This sucks! I'm 80 years old and haven't worked in 30 years! My marriage has gone cold and my greedy bastard grandkids only bother me when they want money! I need to do something! Let me ask my rich asshole friend Doogie... say what? Put out a fake treasure hunt and watch poor people scramble for it eh? Sounds funny! Okay! Let's do it, Doogie!
  • Executive SecretarySlytherin Slynthia
  • This is awesome..I have hoes half my age throwing themselves at me. My boring books sell for hundreds of dollars now. I should have hosted a treasure hunt decades ago..
  • Ehhhh... some of the searchers have died? Drowned and fell off cliffs? You mean because I put a line in my poem about no place for the meek and about water high? Oh well... no, you tell that State Police guy that I'm having too much fun and my lady friends would be upset if I canceled the treasure hunt. So it sucks to be them that died! Too bad, too sad! Fuck off!
  • Oh shit! I'm getting sued because some of the searchers figured out it's all fake and just me trying to have girlfriends and parties and rake money in! Where's my lawyer? He'll know how to lie my way out of this!
  • It was fun while it lasted! A nonstop party for 10 years! But now it is time to get the hell out of Dodge!I need a plan.. like hiding out in Mexico, or better yet,fake my own death! Yeah! That way the idiot searcherswill give up and go away! Let's think up a cover story for the loot. Hmm, Slynthia, fake up some emails and a finder, will you? And have that fat friend of yours with the show ringlead the crowds in the wrong direction. I'm OUT!
  • Where FlimFlamHALTS.R.I.P.Suckers!
  • Aint it just amazing what money can make people do? And pay people off? And keep secrets? And tell lies! What an experiment this was! I'm off. Where's my margarita?
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