Ugh. Look at my mom and King Claudius up there, looking so happy while my father lies in his grave. I hate court culture, and all this two-facedness.
I am so tired of listening to this man complain all day
Here we go.
Don't you think it's weird how quick my mom moved on? I mean think about it, would you guys blame me if I were to take revenge?
I thought you hated court culture?
I mean I do, but the whole expectation of revenge thing makes a little bit of sense, I guess. I mean Claudius probably killed my dad! Am I supposed to just let that slide?
He's the king, so what can anybody really do about it?
See, that's the problem with you guys, you've sided with the wrong person. That's why I hate this court, all this two-facedness and violence and nobody has a moral bone in their body.
This is going to age horribly when everybody reads Act III Scene 4.
In Act III, Scene 1, they even got Ophelia to turn against me after all those gifts and affections! Even she became two-faced.
Ophelia, somewhere in the castle.
Whatever, you guys aren't being supportive. I'm going to go talk to my dad's ghost about how toxic the court is.