Museum of Ancient History: Department of the Twentieth Century
Good afternoon. Welcome to our Museum of Ancient History and to my department.
Museum of Ancient History: Department of the Twentieth Century
But the strangest thing a book ever did was to save the Earth.
The Historian greets everyone and welcomes them to the museum.
MARS SPACE CONTROL Great and Mighty Think-Tank,Commander in Chief
The Historian talks about the 20th century books, how there were books about everything. It taught people how to, where to, when to and why to. It was decorated, punctuated and illustrated.
You left part of my salutation Apprentice Noodle. Go over the whole thing again.
O Great and Mighty Think-Tank, most powerful and intelligent creature in the whole universe, what are your orders?
Mars Space ControlGREAT AND MIGHTY THINK-TANK, COMMANDER IN CHIEF
She continues to talk about the Martian invasion of 2040. She asks whether it was an encyclopedia or a secret file from outer space. No, but then she turns on the historiscope and shows what happened years ago.
it shall be done Sir. O Great and Almighty Think-Tank, Ruler of Mars and her two moons, most powerful creature in the whole universe, what are your orders?
That's better, Noodle. I wish to be placed in communication with our manned space probe to that ridiculous little planet we are going to put under our generous rulership. What do they call it, again?
She turns on the projector and points it left. The spotlight on the Historian goes out and comes on Think-Tank, who is seated on a raised box, arms folded.
Apprentice Noodle stands beside him at an elaborate switchboard. He bows before him and asks what are his orders.
MARS SPACE CONTROL Great and Mighty Think-Tank,Commander in Chief
Apprentice Noodle greets him again properly as ordered by Think-Tank.
MARS SPACE CONTROL Great and Mighty Think-Tank,Commander in Chief
MARS SPACE CONTROL Great and Mighty Think-Tank,Commander in Chief