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Oedipus, Lysistrata, Hamlet, and Earnest Are Out to Dinner
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- Where shall we have dinner then?
- Ernest, Hamlet, Oedipus, and Lysistrata head to dinner and try to decide where they want to eat.
- Wherever. This decision is meaningless.
- I do not deserve that kind of power.
- Lysistrata turns around amused.
- Sounds Good.
- Whatever.
- Goodness! Men can't make any decisions by themselves! I say we eat here!
- Lysistrata Confidently sits at the head of the table.The men fall in behind her. Ernest speaks first.
- So, how is everyone? How are your families? My wife Gwendolyn and I...
- Family? What a cruel concept. Having to love people that will just stab you in the back. What a joke.
- Everyone is confused by Hamlet's outburst but Oedipus chimes in, now upset.
- Don't talk like that. I wish I still had my family.
- Mine are cheaters, liars, and murderers. But I'm over it. Nothing in this world is worth caring for.
- May I ask what happened?
- I was so selfish! I should have listened to everyone telling me to stop looking for answers. What a horrible fate!
- Oedipus shoots out of his chair and Ernest looks on in worry, Hamlet does not react, and Lysistrata looks confused
- Oedipus, it's ok! I didn't have a family either for a very long time. I was left alone in a handbag for god sake! But I still have a great life now! My wife...
- Men are so weak.
- Was it something I said? I just wanted to share my story of my upbringing. Should I go after him?
- Oedipus runs out of the room at the mention of Ernest's wife.
- Let him go cry. Nothing in this world is worth crying about so he should have to deal with his doom. Lets just leave.
- Aw man, I wanted dinner! Men ruin everything.
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