Genesis 41
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- SOMEWHERE IN EGYPT, 2000 BCE
- THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! I wake up ready to tell all of you about the wacko dreams I had last night, only for none of you to even know what they mean?? Y'all are sages! You're supposed to be all mythical and all-knowing! All of you, get out of my sight. GAH! I HATE MY LIFE!!
- Hey, I might have someone who can help you. Remember when you put me and the baker in the custody of the chief steward? Well, we both had dreams on the same night, and there was a Hebrew man named Joseph with us, who interpreted our dreams. Turns out, both of the interpretations he told us about came true. So... would you like me to bring this guy in???
- ....Ooookay, bring him in.
- Hey, I'm Joseph. You might not know me, but I was sold to your region a few years ago as a slave. Anyway, what this guy says is true, I am a fantastic dream interpreter, and have been since I was a boy. I guarantee you that I can help you with no problems. I just need you to tell me your dreams. Please?
- *sigh* Alas, it was a strange night, to say the least....
- FIVE MINUTES LATER....
- So, basically, the seven healthy cows and stalks of grain represent seven years of abundance, while the seven unhealthy cows and grain represent seven years of famine. I don't mean to tell you what to do, my king, but it would make sense to put someone in charge of stalking up for the famine. If, um, you would like to do that, sir.
- Is he joking with me right now, orrrr...?
- Joseph.... You. Are. A. GENIUS!!!!!
- Wait, really? I mean, yes! Of course!
- You know what? Because of how great you are, how would you like to become second in command?
- AND SO, JOSEPH WAS INSTALLED OVER THE WHOLE LAND OF EGYPT.
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