The reason water runs is because it got on Chuck Norris's bad side.
The Grand Canyon WAS Chuck Norris's punch line
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Scientists have found that the big bang is what happened when Chuck Norris Bitch-slapped the universe
“Not tonight, please, not tonight… tomorrow, tomorrow you can talk to me for as long as you like… and I shall be silent.” -Jarom Pearson
A Villains confessionI knew it! you've caught on to me... you found out that I have been secretly STEALING glances at you in church! Fine, I confess. After all the motive is clear, you stole my heart, though they say it's alleged, and so now I have been stealing glances at you to try and formulate a plan to steal yours in turn. Yes it's a crime, but I was only trying to fill the void where was once my heart.😔-Jarom Pearson
The reason for the cold war was because Russia and America were trying to catch-up to Chuck Norris. They Lost
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